. . . .  40 years to be precise you discover the word for the condition one of my boyfriends suffered from in his youth!

It's TRICHOTILLOMANIA folks!

He was always a bit of a stupid plucker anyway!

A few moments ago Mr Warren came into the kitchen and informed me, in a very disgusted tone of voice that: "Michael Jackson is live on five channels!!!"

FJ: "No darling.  Michael Jackson is dead but his funeral is live on five channels!"

Mr Warren: "Smarta**e!"

Oooooh - I just love it when he talks dirty to me!!!! :-D